ASBO Certificate - Gossiping
Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection! This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by LOOSE TONGUE MILITIA for GOSSIPING. Restrictions are as follows: Don't speak ill of other people - unless they deserve it. Make up what you can't remember. Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story. When told something in confidence, only tell 3 other people. Talk behind people's backs - you may upset them if you say it to their faces. Always add something to a story, - people are generally worse than you think. If you can't say anything good about a person then - there's always something bad you can say. However, you've been caught out so KEEP YOUR TRAP SHUT! For a period of six months from today. Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item. Contents include: 1 Spoof ASBO, 1 ASBO Envelope packed in a poly bag.
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