ASBO Certificate - Binge drinker
Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection! This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the MINISTRY FOR ALCOHOLICS for being a BINGE DRINKER! Restrictions are as follows: Stop all drinking between breakfast and morning coffee break, lay off the rough cider, meths and nail varnish remover, keep away from other heavy drinkers (your mates), pin a note to your chest before you pass out, saying, "I don't live in this gutter, - please take me to a hotel and buy me a drink". For a period of six months from today. Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item. Contents include: 1 Spoof ASBO, 1 ASBO Envelope packed in a poly bag.
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