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ASBO Certificate - Crap dancing



Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection! This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the MINISTRY OF MOVES for CRAP DANCING! Restrictions are as follows: You are not allowed to: Show up anywhere where there is a dance floor, sway or shuffle your feet, nod your head or click your fingers to music, wear cheap flares, loud tops or cheap jewellery until you've had dancing lessons (preferably not from your Dad!) For a period of six months from today. Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item. Contents include: 1 Spoof ASBO, 1 ASBO Envelope packed in a poly bag.

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ASBO Certificate - Crap dancing


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