ASBO Certificate - Hypochondriac
Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection! This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by SICKY SQUAD for being a HYPOCHONDRIAC. Restrictions are as follows: You must stop blubbering on about your bad cold, feelings of nausea, possible terminal illnesses and feelings of impending bodily malfunction. You must stop using imaginary illnesses as an excuse for time off, not going out, having sex or seeing your friends. You may not visit the doctor, check out symptoms on the internet or even so much as speak to anyone about your problems. For a period of six months from today. Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item. Contents include: 1 Spoof ASBO, 1 ASBO Envelope packed in a poly bag.
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