ASBO Certificate - Always being late
Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection! This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the TIME AND MOTION POLICE for ALWAYS BEING LATE. Restrictions are as follows: You must always be first in the pub. If you have arranged to meet your boyfriend /girlfriend /partner /spouse you must arrive early with flowers, chocolates or booze. Your friends will not cover up for you at work, lying to your boss that you are working downstairs /upstairs /outside /in the loo. You must get ready an HOUR before, not 5 minutes before you go out. If you are late in future you will grovel on the floor for as many minutes as you are late and buy everybody drinks. For a period of six months from today. Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item. Contents include: 1 Spoof ASBO, 1 ASBO Envelope packed in a poly bag.
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