Does my bum look big mug
"Does my bum look big?" Hmm, now there's five simple words that can bring a man to his knees. The key here fellas is to think fast and answer correctly (not necessarily accurately) with just the right amount of sincerity to avoid suspicion. Get the answer wrong, even in the smallest possible way, and you know you'll be sleeping on the sofa and eating from the dog bowl for at least the next month.
Do say: "No darlin' it's beautifully proportioned just like the rest of your amazing body". Don't say: "Well, the local council wrote last week and they want to assign it its own postcode". This shapely mug celebrates the female form and praises men who successfully dodge relationship bullets that are casually fired their way from time to time.
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