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All Jack wanted for Christmas... - greetings card |
| All Jack wanted for Christmas was a good hard shag greetings card. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The... |
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All I want for Christmas ...greetings card |
| All I want for Christmas is peace on earth and an end to world poverty. All I want is a rich man with a huge c**k. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged... |
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Inflatable devils fork |
| If you're feeling devilishly deviant or if you're simply looking for a good fork on a Friday night (ahem) then this terrific trident could be just what you need to dally on the dark side! A great accessory for hen... |
| £1.73 |
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Glow in the dark door sign |
| If you're one of those people that think the traditional "Do not disturb" sign usually found in hotels is just a little too vague then perhaps this glow in the dark plastic sign featuring a pair of lovers in... |
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Folding fan - orange |
| There's something classic and regal about using a manual or traditional folding fan in the Summer. All it takes is a gentle motion of the wrist to produce a gentle breeze of cooling air whilst you look like a... |
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CD case swivel light |
| How about this CD Swivel Case Light for an ingenious way of illuminating your favourite recordings while they're stacked away? This ordinary case slots conveniently into any space previously designed for... |
£1.95 £0.95 |
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ASBO Certificate - Crap dancing |
| Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection! This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the MINISTRY OF... |
| £3.11 |
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ASBO Certificate - Bad haircut |
| Shock your friends by sending them on of these ASBO Certificates! Send the award either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection! This is a spoof ASBO... |
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ASBO Certificate - Not buying a round |
| Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO certificate! You can send the ASBO either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection! This is a spoof ASBO which has... |
| £1.95 |
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ASBO Certificate - Crap driving |
| Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO award for being impressively bad driving! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection! This is a spoof... |
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ASBO Certificate - Hypochondriac |
| Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO joke award certificate! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection! This is a spoof ASBO which has... |
| £1.95 |
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The Bratz Sticker Stencil Set |
| With sizzling art stencils from the Bratz, you can work your very own style magic! Draw the Bratz and dress them as you please! There are stencils to help you draw two swingin’ Bratz friends, plus paper and... |
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Triple x voucher |
| Holy mackerel! These vouchers really are triple X and - damn funny as well! They make a great fun gift for those of you who are not the most subtle people in the world. WARNING: Due to the adult nature of this... |
£2.95 £1.95 |
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Twin LED pig key ring torch |
| Do you have a passion for porkers? Actually, let's treat that as a rhetorical question or better still simply forget that I asked as I'm not sure I'd like the answer. Anyway, if you think pigs and piglets are... |
£2.95 £1.50 |
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Two piece butterfly body scrubbers |
| I'm not quite sure how the manufacturer has come up with the "butterfly" part of this products name but what I do know is that this pair of brightly coloured exfoliating body scrubbers are a brilliant way of... |
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