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Does my bum look big mug

Does my bum look big mug

"Does my bum look big?" Hmm, now there's five simple words that can bring a man to his knees. The key here fellas is to think fast and answer correctly (not necessarily accurately) with just the right amount of... more >>
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Sex kitten mug

So then ladies, are you the purrrfect lover or just a soggy hairball? What does it matter? With this cleverly shaped mug you'll feel every inch the sex kitten every time you sip your cocoa, ready for an early... more >>
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Sex kitten mug



Hole in the head mug

Hole in the head mug

For all of you in the cheap seats that haven't for whatever reason been able to see the image of this mug, let me describe it to you. On both sides of this white mug there is a side profile silhouette image of a... more >>
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Get a grip mug

If you think you've got a handle on life then you certainly won't need a handle on your coffee mug, which is just as well as this "get a grip" mug doesn't come with one attached. Instead, there's a recessed hand... more >>
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Get a grip mug



La La La headband

La La La headband

Will you do anything for a bit of peace and quiet if so then we think we have got the answer with our la la headband? Alternatively if someone really just generally gets on your nerves but they don't take on board... more >>
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Lovers body pens

The Chocolate and Strawberry "Lovers" Body Pen Set is an erotic and sensual way to indulge your sweet tooth! Each pack contains one chocolate flavoured and one strawberry flavoured liquid which is good to eat... more >>
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Lovers body pens



Danger men cooking cap

Danger men cooking cap

Danger, Danger, men cooking. If the man of your house thinks he can cook, make sure you buy him this 'danger men cooking' cap so everyone knows to keep well out the way. One size fits all.... more >>
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Elephant trunks

Did you know that an elephant's trunk can be as long as seven feet? Don't let that intimidate you chaps, slip on your trunks and discover the real animal in you. One size fits (mostly) all.... more >>
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Elephant trunks



Saucy panties

Saucy panties

The packaging for this rather saucy pair of crotch less panties comically reads "100% less crotch! Be daring, be free, go crotch less now". It also states that they are stylish, fun and easy accessible which is... more >>
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Whopping willie undies

An ex-girlfriend of mine once said that "I was hung like Einstein and as smart as a horse". It took me years to figure out that she wasn't paying me a compliment. If you, or someone you know, happens to be one of the... more >>
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Whopping willie undies



Porkin piggies

Porkin piggies

This is one of those adult novelty products that does exactly what it says on the box as all you need to do is wind them up and sit back and chuckle as these excitable oinkers go for it!... more >>
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Bumpin bunnies

This is one of those adult novelty products that does exactly what it says on the box as all you need to do is wind them up and sit back and chuckle as these excitable bunnies go for it!... more >>
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Bumpin bunnies



Oceanic bathroom gift set

Oceanic bathroom gift set

Oceanic bathroom gift set containing bodywash gel, luxury beauty soap and two bath bombs presented in a little gift box. Makes a thoughtful stocking filler.... more >>
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Vanilla bathroom gift set

Vanilla bathroom gift set containing bodywash gel, luxury beauty soap and two bath bombs presented in a little gift box. Makes a thoughtful stocking filler.... more >>
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Vanilla bathroom gift set



Cheesy coasters

Cheesy coasters

Just when you thought life couldn't BRIE any better, NGC come up with one of the best table products to ever come PASTEURIZE. So think CAERPHILLY, do you want the coolest and most (EM)MENTAL coasters this side... more >>
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