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Adult greeting cards -> Very rude cards

12 gifts

They were out of control... - greetings card

They were out of control... - greetings card

They were out of control and hungry for cock greetings card. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of... more >>
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I love you more than Kylie - greetings card

I love you more than Kylie. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you... more >>
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I love you more than Kylie - greetings card



George loved Mary... - greetings card

George loved Mary... - greetings card

George loved Mary. Mary couldn't give a shit. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also... more >>
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The double date had unexpected results - greetings card

The double date had unexpected results. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain... more >>
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The double date had unexpected results - greetings card



Do I look like I fly fucking economy - greetings card

Do I look like I fly fucking economy - greetings card

Do I look like I fly fucking economy. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain... more >>
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Kevin was very pleased... - greetings card

Kevin was very pleased with what he could order on the internet. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside... more >>
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Kevin was very pleased... - greetings card



Trevor never quite got... - greetings card

Trevor never quite got... - greetings card

Trevor never quite got the idea of housework. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also... more >>
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Proof that men should never... - greetings card

Proof that men should never be allowed to buy their own clothes. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside... more >>
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Proof that men should never... - greetings card



For such a cheap whore... - greetings card

For such a cheap whore... - greetings card

For such a cheap whore Roxy had fabulous wallpaper. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is... more >>
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Bollocks to men - greetings card

Bollocks to men. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you to write... more >>
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Bollocks to men - greetings card



Fuck the diet I need carbs - greetings card

Fuck the diet I need carbs - greetings card

Fuck the diet I need carbs. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you... more >>
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First class bitch - greetings card

First class bitch. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you to write... more >>
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First class bitch - greetings card



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Top 10 new gifts
Mini personal photo viewer 8mb £19.95
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Electronic 2-in-1 crossword and sudoku game £29.95
7 inch digital photo frame - Silver £89.95
Shot in the dark - set of four glow in the dark shot glasses £14.95
14 inch hanging baskets £4.95
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