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Adult greeting cards

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They were out of control... - greetings card

They were out of control... - greetings card

They were out of control and hungry for cock greetings card. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of... more >>
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Happy Birthday wanker wrapping paper

Happy Birthday wanker wrapping paper. I've heard of "say it with flowers" but now you can "say it with wrapping paper" just as eloquently without having to utter a single word. Taken from the new range of... more >>
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Happy Birthday wanker wrapping paper



Birthday Boy wrapping paper

Birthday Boy wrapping paper

Birthday Boy wrapping paper. I've heard of "say it with flowers" but now you can "say it with wrapping paper" just as eloquently without having to utter a single word. Taken from the new range of colourful... more >>
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Happy Birthday tinsel tits wrapping paper

Happy Birthday tinsel tits wrapping paper. I've heard of "say it with flowers" but now you can "say it with wrapping paper" just as eloquently without having to utter a single word. Taken from the new range of... more >>
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Happy Birthday tinsel tits wrapping paper



Queen of the fucking Universe wrapping paper

Queen of the fucking Universe wrapping paper

Queen of the fucking Universe wrapping paper. I've heard of "say it with flowers" but now you can "say it with wrapping paper" just as eloquently without having to utter a single word. Taken from the new range of... more >>
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Birthday Diva wrapping paper

Birthday Diva wrapping paper. I've heard of "say it with flowers" but now you can "say it with wrapping paper" just as eloquently without having to utter a single word. Taken from the new range of colourful... more >>
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Birthday Diva wrapping paper



I love you more than Kylie - greetings card

I love you more than Kylie - greetings card

I love you more than Kylie. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you... more >>
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George loved Mary... - greetings card

George loved Mary. Mary couldn't give a shit. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also... more >>
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George loved Mary... - greetings card



The double date had unexpected results - greetings card

The double date had unexpected results - greetings card

The double date had unexpected results. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain... more >>
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Do I look like I fly fucking economy - greetings card

Do I look like I fly fucking economy. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain... more >>
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Do I look like I fly fucking economy - greetings card



Kevin was very pleased... - greetings card

Kevin was very pleased... - greetings card

Kevin was very pleased with what he could order on the internet. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside... more >>
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Trevor never quite got... - greetings card

Trevor never quite got the idea of housework. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also... more >>
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Trevor never quite got... - greetings card



Proof that men should never... - greetings card

Proof that men should never... - greetings card

Proof that men should never be allowed to buy their own clothes. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside... more >>
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For such a cheap whore... - greetings card

For such a cheap whore Roxy had fabulous wallpaper. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is... more >>
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For such a cheap whore... - greetings card



Bollocks to men - greetings card

Bollocks to men - greetings card

Bollocks to men. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you to write... more >>
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Fuck the diet I need carbs - greetings card

Fuck the diet I need carbs. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you... more >>
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Fuck the diet I need carbs - greetings card



First class bitch - greetings card

First class bitch - greetings card

First class bitch. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you to write... more >>
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Birthday tart - greetings card

Birthday tart. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you to write... more >>
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Birthday tart - greetings card



Happy Birthday bitch - greetings card

Happy Birthday bitch - greetings card

Happy Birthday bitch. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you to... more >>
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Birthday Chav - greetings card

Birthday Chav. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you to write... more >>
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Birthday Chav - greetings card



Adult greeting cards

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