ASBO Certificate - Crap driving
Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO award for being impressively bad driving! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection! This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by BYWAY PATROL for CRAP DRIVING. Restrictions are as follows: You must stop driving like a mad person behind the wheel. You must NOT race through lights that have changed to red, drive or park on the pavement or reverse on the motorway slip road. You must not race up to speed cameras - slow to 30 mph for a few yards - then race off again. You must also learn to control your road rage and keep your middle fingers on the wheel. For a period of six months from today. Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item. Contents include: 1 Spoof ASBO, 1 ASBO Envelope packed in a poly bag.
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