ASBO Certificate - Bad haircut
Shock your friends by sending them on of these ASBO Certificates! Send the award either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection! This is a spoof ASBO Certificate which has been issued by the FASHION POLICE (HEAD office) for possession of a BAD HAIRCUT! Restrictions are as follows: Wear a hat - even in bed, don't go out in daylight - (in case you frighten animals and small children), hide all your mirrors - (in case you frighten yourself!) put a contract out on your hairdresser, no more D.I.Y, - lock up your scissors and leave the country for 6 months. For a period of six months from today. Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item. Contents include: 1 Spoof ASBO, 1 ASBO Envelope packed in a poly bag.
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