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You too can be a wanker - greetings card

You too can be a wanker - greetings card

You too can be a wanker greetings card. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain...
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I love you more than Kylie - greetings card

I love you more than Kylie. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you...
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I love you more than Kylie - greetings card



George loved Mary... - greetings card

George loved Mary... - greetings card

George loved Mary. Mary couldn't give a shit. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also...
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The double date had unexpected results - greetings card

The double date had unexpected results. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain...
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The double date had unexpected results - greetings card



Do I look like I fly fucking economy - greetings card

Do I look like I fly fucking economy - greetings card

Do I look like I fly fucking economy. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also left blank...
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Kevin was very pleased... - greetings card

Kevin was very pleased with what he could order on the internet. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside...
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Kevin was very pleased... - greetings card



Proof that men should never... - greetings card

Proof that men should never... - greetings card

Proof that men should never be allowed to buy their own clothes. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside...
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For such a cheap whore... - greetings card

For such a cheap whore Roxy had fabulous wallpaper. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is...
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For such a cheap whore... - greetings card



Bollocks to men - greetings card

Bollocks to men - greetings card

Say Bollocks to Men with this Dean Morris designed greetings card. The rude card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also blank...
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Fuck the diet I need carbs - greetings card

Know someone that is frustrated with never ending diets? Get them the "Fuck the diet I need carbs" greetings card. This Dean Morris designed card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a...
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Fuck the diet I need carbs - greetings card



We know your secret. You love cock - greetings card

We know your secret. You love cock - greetings card

We know your secret. You love cock. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain...
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Fancy a tit wank - greetings card

Fancy a tit wank. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you to write...
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Fancy a tit wank - greetings card



First class bitch - greetings card

First class bitch - greetings card

Do you know a first class bitch? This Dean Morris designed greetings card is just the thing. The card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the...
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