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I need my f***ing caffeine mug

I need my f***ing caffeine mug

I need my f***ing caffeine mug. This fun mug will have everyone talking. Both dishwasher and microwave safe and suitable for tea (both ordinary and fruity nonsense) and coffee (both normal and fancy latte...
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F*** off back to economy mug

F*** off back to economy mug. This fun mug designed by Dean Morris will surely have everyone talking. Both dishwasher and microwave safe and suitable for tea (both ordinary and fruity nonsense) and coffee...
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F*** off back to economy mug



All I want for Christmas ...greetings card

All I want for Christmas ...greetings card

All I want for Christmas is peace on earth and an end to world poverty. All I want is a rich man with a huge c**k. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged...
£1.85 £1.67 Click here for more info Add to shopping basket



F*** the diet I need carbs - greetings card

Know someone that is frustrated with never ending diets? Get them the "F*** the diet I need carbs" greetings card. This Dean Morris designed card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a...
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F*** the diet I need carbs - greetings card



The double date had unexpected results - greetings card

The double date had unexpected results - greetings card

The double date had unexpected results. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain...
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Happy Birthday b*tch - greetings card

Happy Birthday b*tch. This bitchy Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing...
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Happy Birthday b*tch - greetings card



Birthday tart - greetings card

Birthday tart - greetings card

Birthday tart. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you to write...
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Christmas would be great if .. greetings card

Christmas would be great if it wasn't for relatives greetings card. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The...
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Christmas would be great if .. greetings card



George loved Mary... - greetings card

George loved Mary... - greetings card

George loved Mary. Mary couldn't give a s***. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also...
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1970's Happy f***ing birthday - greetings card

1970's Happy f***ing birthday. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain...
£1.85 £1.67 Click here for more info
1970's Happy f***ing birthday - greetings card



Birthday Diva wrapping paper

Birthday Diva wrapping paper

Birthday Diva wrapping paper. I've heard of "say it with flowers" but now you can "say it with wrapping paper" just as eloquently without having to utter a single word. Taken from the new range of colourful...
£1.25 £1.13 Click here for more info Add to shopping basket



Happy Birthday tinsel t*ts wrapping paper

Happy Birthday tinsel t*ts wrapping paper. I've heard that people "say it with flowers" but now you can "say it with wrapping paper" just as eloquently without having to utter a single word. Taken from the...
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Happy Birthday tinsel t*ts wrapping paper



B******s to Christmas - greetings card

B******s to Christmas - greetings card

B******s to Christmas greetings card. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain...
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They were out of control... - greetings card

They were out of control and hungry for c**k greetings card. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of...
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They were out of control... - greetings card



For such a cheap whore... - greetings card

For such a cheap whore... - greetings card

For such a cheap whore Roxy had fabulous wallpaper. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is...
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Christmas is all about me - greetings card

The Christmas is all about me greetings card is designed by funny guy Dean Morris and measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width. It comes packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the Christmas...
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Christmas is all about me - greetings card



Proof that men should never... - greetings card

Proof that men should never... - greetings card

Proof that men should never be allowed to buy their own clothes. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside...
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First class b*tch - greetings card

Do you know a first class b*tch? This Dean Morris designed greetings card is just the thing. The card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the...
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First class b*tch - greetings card



Merry Christmas from one drunken... - greetings card

Merry Christmas from one drunken... - greetings card

Merry Christmas from one drunken whore to another greetings card. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The...
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Happy Birthday lets get pissed - greetings card

Happy Birthday lets get pissed. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain...
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Happy Birthday lets get pissed - greetings card



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