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Rude greeting cards

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Happy Birthday tinsel t*ts wrapping paper

Happy Birthday tinsel t*ts wrapping paper

Happy Birthday tinsel t*ts wrapping paper. I've heard that people "say it with flowers" but now you can "say it with wrapping paper" just as eloquently without having to utter a single word. Taken from the...
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Queen of the f***ing Universe wrapping paper

Queen of the f***ing Universe wrapping paper. I've heard of "say it with flowers" but now you can "say it with wrapping paper" just as eloquently without having to utter a single word. Taken from the new range of...
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Queen of the f***ing Universe wrapping paper



George loved Mary... - greetings card

George loved Mary... - greetings card

George loved Mary. Mary couldn't give a s***. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also...
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Kevin was very pleased... - greetings card

Kevin was very pleased with what he could order on the internet. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside...
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Kevin was very pleased... - greetings card



Birthday Diva wrapping paper

Birthday Diva wrapping paper

Birthday Diva wrapping paper. I've heard of "say it with flowers" but now you can "say it with wrapping paper" just as eloquently without having to utter a single word. Taken from the new range of colourful...
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Happy Birthday w**ker wrapping paper

Happy Birthday w**ker wrapping paper. I've heard of "say it with flowers" but now you can "say it with wrapping paper" just as eloquently without having to utter a single word. Taken from the new range of...
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Happy Birthday w**ker wrapping paper



F*** the diet I need carbs - greetings card

F*** the diet I need carbs - greetings card

Know someone that is frustrated with never ending diets? Get them the "F*** the diet I need carbs" greetings card. This Dean Morris designed card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a...
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For such a cheap whore... - greetings card

For such a cheap whore Roxy had fabulous wallpaper. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is...
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For such a cheap whore... - greetings card



Trevor never quite got... - greetings card

Trevor never quite got... - greetings card

Trevor never quite got the idea of housework. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also...
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1970's Happy f***ing birthday - greetings card

1970's Happy f***ing birthday. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain...
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1970's Happy f***ing birthday - greetings card



Christmas is all about me - greetings card

Christmas is all about me - greetings card

The Christmas is all about me greetings card is designed by funny guy Dean Morris and measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width. It comes packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the Christmas...
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All I want for Christmas ...greetings card

All I want for Christmas is peace on earth and an end to world poverty. All I want is a rich man with a huge c**k. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged...
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All I want for Christmas ...greetings card



The double date had unexpected results - greetings card

The double date had unexpected results - greetings card

The double date had unexpected results. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain...
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Birthday Chav - greetings card

Birthday Chav. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing you to write...
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Birthday Chav - greetings card



Happy Birthday you old lush - greetings card

Happy Birthday you old lush - greetings card

Happy Birthday you old lush. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also plain allowing...
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F*** b******s w**k a***hole.... mug

F*** b******s w**k a***hole s*** b*stard k*ob t****r mug. This fun swear mug will have everyone talking and makes the ideal novelty gift for any friend or work colleague who likes to perform the less subtle art...
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F*** b******s w**k a***hole.... mug



Do I look like I fly f***ing economy - greetings card

Do I look like I fly f***ing economy - greetings card

Do I look like I fly f***ing economy. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card is also left blank...
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Merry Christmas from one drunken... - greetings card

Merry Christmas from one drunken whore to another greetings card. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The...
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Merry Christmas from one drunken... - greetings card



All Jack wanted for Christmas... - greetings card

All Jack wanted for Christmas... - greetings card

All Jack wanted for Christmas was a good hard shag greetings card. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The...
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Happy F***ing Birthday wrapping paper

Happy F***ing Birthday wrapping paper. I've heard of "say it with flowers" but now you can "say it with wrapping paper" just as eloquently without having to utter a single word. Taken from the new range of...
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Happy F***ing Birthday wrapping paper



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