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ASBO Certificate - No dress sense - Out of Stock



Shock your friends by sending them one of these ASBO Certificates! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection! This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the FASHION POLICE for HAVING NO DRESS SENSE. Restrictions are as follows: You must employ a stylist, get rid of the cheap bling, take a colour blindness test, stop buying clothes from supermarkets, car boot sales and charity shops, stop wearing odd socks, stupid hats, flower power tops and big undies. For a period of six months from today. Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item. Contents include: 1 Spoof ASBO Certificate, 1 ASBO Envelope packed in a poly bag.

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Price inc VAT: £1.95
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Availability: 3-5 days
Manufacturer code: AS1002
Product code: 4699

ASBO Certificate - No dress sense


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