ASBO Certificate - Politically Incorrect - Out of Stock
Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection!
This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by P.C. BRIGADE!
Restrictions are as follows:
You must Not refer groups of people by stereotypical nicknames.
This includes; Brit's, Jock's, Paddy's, Taffy's, Yorkshire Pudding's, Scouser's, Geordie's, Brummies, Cockney's, Numpty Northerner's and Softy Southerners.
It is NOT clever to refer to your work colleagues in terms of the size of their body parts and what you would like to do to them with a bottle of chocolate sauce in the back of a mini.
Fat, Thin, Tall, Small, Old, Stupid, Drunk, Lecherous, Blonde, Ugly, Spotty, Snotty and Boring people deserve to be respected (but not necessarily today)For a period of six months from today.
Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item. Contents include: 1 Spoof ASBO, 1 ASBO Envelope packed in a poly bag.
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