ASBO Certificate - Ball Scratcher - Out of Stock
Shock your friends by sending them an ASBO! Send either anonymously or reveal your name. They look just like the real thing until closer inspection! This is a spoof ASBO which has been issued by the Inspector Knacker of the yard! Restrictions are as follows: -You must NOT scratch your balls in public (inside or outside your pants). -You must keep your hands away from your crotch area at all times. -You must NOT try to scratch your balls inside your pockets, rummage around repositioning your bits, pretending to look for small change. -Try using anti-itching lotion (comes as 'spray-on' or 'ball type' -If problem persists, see your doctor - as they may have to be surgically removed! For a period of six months from today There are 32 different types of spoof ASBOs -send one to all your friends and colleagues! For a period of six months from today. Grey specimen box is removed from purchased item. Contents include: 1 Spoof ASBO, 1 ASBO Envelope packed in a poly bag.
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