Clearance Sale - When they're gone...they're gone!
Over 35 gift ideas all reduced in price. Please note that these lines have limited stock numbers so buy now to avoid disappointment!
Due to the diverse range of products alt-gifts.com currently offer you may find adult orientated products listed.
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Inflatable devils fork |
| If you're feeling devilishly deviant or if you're simply looking for a good fork on a Friday night (ahem) then this terrific trident could be just what you need to dally on the dark side! A great accessory for hen... |
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Giant Boobie party popper |
| This boobie party popper is used for inside and outside celebration occasions such as weddings, Christmas or New Year celebrations, various entertainment parties etc, which can increase the festival... |
£3.95 £1.95 |
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Large b*ob ice sculpture |
| Create a perfect pair of b*obies for your next party with this titillating ice sculpture. Your guests will be amazed when you show off this spectacular set of frozen jugs, especially when they find out how easy... |
£7.95 £4.95 |
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Glow in the dark door sign |
| If you're one of those people that think the traditional "Do not disturb" sign usually found in hotels is just a little too vague then perhaps this glow in the dark plastic sign featuring a pair of lovers in... |
£1.95 £0.95 |
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Triple x voucher |
| Holy mackerel! These vouchers really are triple X and - damn funny as well! They make a great fun gift for those of you who are not the most subtle people in the world. WARNING: Due to the adult nature of this... |
£2.95 £1.95 |
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Porkin piggies |
| This is one of those adult novelty products that does exactly what it says on the box literally, as all you need to do is wind up the porking pigs, sit back and chuckle as these excitable oinkers start humping on... |
£4.95 £2.25 |
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Giant Willie party popper |
| According to the packaging for this wille party popper "the product is used for inside and outside celebration occasions such as wedding, Christmas, various entertainment parties etc, which can increase... |
£3.95 £1.95 |
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Bumpin bunnies |
| This is one of those adult novelty products that does exactly what it says on the box as all you need to do is wind them up and sit back and chuckle as these excitable bunnies go for it!... |
£4.95 £2.25 |
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Six assorted naughty signs |
| These six 19cm x 19cm cardboard backed naughty signs have a variety of stop signs and slogans printed on them such as no ass touching, no kissing, no t*t touching, no wind, no nudity and no *!?!ing. Each naughty... |
£7.95 £4.95 |
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Large willie ice sculpture |
| Create a 12" erotic masterpiece for your next party with this stunning willie ice sculpture. You'll amaze your guests when they see this spectacular frozen phallus standing tall, especially when they find... |
£7.95 £4.95 |
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Lovers kinky sex kit |
| The slogan on the box states that this gift idea is "The perfect sex kit for ordinary lovers!" Now, I'm not quite sure what qualifies for being an "ordinary lover" or whether swinging from the chandeliers is an... |
£9.95 £5.95 |
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Pair of glass tumbler/can holders |
| Lightweight yet sturdily produced, this pack of two handy helper glass tumbler and can holder are a great idea for securely holding your favourite beverage whilst enjoying a picnic or day out in the park.... |
£14.95 £9.95 |
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Mini paper shredder |
| Shreds paper up to 229mm wide and destroys into 3mm strips. Ideal for the office or home. This is a must for destroying all those crucial notes like the phone number you were given after a naughty night out or even... |
£9.95 £3.95 |
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Lover's prisoner kit |
| Ok, I'd like to think of myself as a fairly liberated individual so I can accept the two wrist and ankle restraints and even the soft collar with attachable leash that can be found in this lover's prisoner kit.... |
£9.95 £4.95 |
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Lovers dart game |
| Thirteen maybe unlucky for some but not so if you happen to be playing this lover's game as there just so happens to be thirteen places to land your phallic shaped magnetic darts onto the lover's dart board. The... |
£12.95 £5.75 |
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Whopping willie undies |
| An ex-girlfriend of mine once said that "I was hung like Einstein and as smart as a horse". It took me years to figure out that she wasn't paying my willy a compliment. If you, or someone you know, happens to be one... |
£4.95 £2.25 |
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Love cuffs |
| These Love Cuffs are intended for intimate lovers only! Included with the handcuffs is a pair of keys but the cuffs also have a safety release feature so you don't always have to be tied to one lover. A great fun... |
£5.95 £2.95 |
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Saucy panties |
| The packaging for this rather saucy pair of saucy crotchless panties comically reads "100% less crotch! Be daring, be free, go crotch less now". It also states that the knickers are stylish, fun and easily... |
£4.95 £2.25 |
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CD case swivel light |
| How about this CD Swivel Case Light for an ingenious way of illuminating your favourite recordings while they're stacked away? This ordinary case slots conveniently into any space previously designed for... |
£1.95 £1.25 |
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Oceanic bathroom gift set |
| Oceanic bathroom gift set containing bodywash gel, luxury beauty soap and two bath bombs presented in a little gift box. Makes a thoughtful stocking filler.... |
£4.95 £1.50 |
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