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Over 32 gift ideas all reduced in price. Please note that these lines have limited stock numbers so buy now to avoid disappointment!
Due to the diverse range of products alt-gifts.com currently offer you may find adult orientated products listed.
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Inflatable heart card holder |
| For all of you incurable romantics out there this inflatable heart shaped card holder. This card and photo board is perfect for displaying all of your valentine's cards for everyone to see. Makes a great... |
£15.95 £10.95 £9.86 |
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Mini paper shredder |
| Shreds paper up to 229mm wide and destroys into 3mm strips. Ideal for the office or home. This is a must for destroying all those crucial notes like the phone number you were given after a naughty night out or even... |
£9.95 £3.95 £3.56 |
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Inflatable devils fork |
| If you're feeling devilishly deviant or if you're simply looking for a good fork on a Friday night (ahem) then this terrific trident could be just what you need to dally on the dark side! A great accessory for hen... |
£1.95 £1.76 |
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Porkin piggies |
| This is one of those adult novelty products that does exactly what it says on the box literally, as all you need to do is wind up the porking pigs, sit back and chuckle as these excitable oinkers start humping on... |
£4.95 £2.25 £2.03 |
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Mini mullet party pack |
| This mini mullet party pack is so incredibly comprehensive even "The Hoffmeister" David Hasselhoff would be impressed with its contents. Pack includes shampoo, lip balm, body wash, car freshener and gum.... |
£17.95 £14.95 £13.46 |
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Love cuffs |
| These Love Cuffs are intended for intimate lovers only! Included with the handcuffs is a pair of keys but the cuffs also have a safety release feature so you don't always have to be tied to one lover. A great fun... |
£5.95 £2.95 £2.66 |
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Lovers dart game |
| Thirteen maybe unlucky for some but not so if you happen to be playing this lover's game as there just so happens to be thirteen places to land your phallic shaped magnetic darts onto the lover's dart board. The... |
£12.95 £5.75 £5.18 |
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Little Britain Lady Emily Howard sound mug |
| This ceramic Lady Emily Howard Mug has a motion activated sound module featuring authentic sampled speech and sound effects from the famous TV series Little Britain. This Lady Emily Howard Mug is safe for... |
£12.95 £8.95 £8.06 |
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Saucy panties |
| The packaging for this rather saucy pair of saucy crotchless panties comically reads "100% less crotch! Be daring, be free, go crotch less now". It also states that the knickers are stylish, fun and easily... |
£4.95 £2.25 £2.03 |
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Lover's prisoner kit |
| Ok, I'd like to think of myself as a fairly liberated individual so I can accept the two wrist and ankle restraints and even the soft collar with attachable leash that can be found in this lover's prisoner kit.... |
£9.95 £4.95 £4.46 |
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Triple x voucher |
| Holy mackerel! These vouchers really are triple X and - damn funny as well! They make a great fun gift for those of you who are not the most subtle people in the world. WARNING: Due to the adult nature of this... |
£2.95 £1.95 £1.76 |
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Light-up mouse |
| This blue light-up mouse has a 3D optical function. It comes with a USB/ PS2 adaptor and silver cable. The mouse shines bright blue when in use.... |
£9.95 £7.95 £7.16 |
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Wallet essentials emergency cufflinks |
| Emergency Cufflinks from Wallet Essentials. You have hired the DJ and pressed the shirt. The party starts in only one hour but what's this...no cufflinks! Party animals should never leave home without a set... |
£9.95 £6.95 £6.26 |
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Self powered calculator |
| Simply shake this self powered calculator to and fro to charge the internal battery with kinetic energy from the movement. Shake the calculator 15-20 times for the motion to fully charge it, and 2-3 times if... |
£7.95 £5.25 £4.73 |
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Six assorted naughty signs |
| These six 19cm x 19cm cardboard backed naughty signs have a variety of stop signs and slogans printed on them such as no ass touching, no kissing, no t*t touching, no wind, no nudity and no *!?!ing. Each naughty... |
£7.95 £4.95 £4.46 |
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Pair of glass tumbler/can holders |
| Lightweight yet sturdily produced, this pack of two handy helper glass tumbler and can holder are a great idea for securely holding your favourite beverage whilst enjoying a picnic or day out in the park.... |
£14.95 £9.95 £8.96 |
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Danger men cooking - fridge magnet |
| Danger Men Cooking Fridge Magnet is ideal with the fridge door or any other metal kitchen surfaces. Measurements are approximately 5.5 X 4 cm (1 3/4" X 2 1/4").... |
£3.95 £2.95 £2.66 |
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Large willie ice sculpture |
| Create a 12" erotic masterpiece for your next party with this stunning willie ice sculpture. You'll amaze your guests when they see this spectacular frozen phallus standing tall, especially when they find... |
£7.95 £4.95 £4.46 |
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Lovers kinky sex kit |
| The slogan on the box states that this gift idea is "The perfect sex kit for ordinary lovers!" Now, I'm not quite sure what qualifies for being an "ordinary lover" or whether swinging from the chandeliers is an... |
£9.95 £5.95 £5.36 |
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Giant Willie party popper |
| According to the packaging for this wille party popper "the product is used for inside and outside celebration occasions such as wedding, Christmas, various entertainment parties etc, which can increase... |
£3.95 £1.95 £1.76 |
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