Clearance Sale - When they're gone...they're gone!
Over 27 gift ideas all reduced in price. Please note that these lines have limited stock numbers so buy now to avoid disappointment!
Due to the diverse range of products alt-gifts.com currently offer you may find adult orientated products listed.
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Inflatable devils fork |
| If you're feeling devilishly deviant or if you're simply looking for a good fork on a Friday night (ahem) then this terrific trident could be just what you need to dally on the dark side! A great accessory for hen... |
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Inflatable heart card holder |
| For all of you incurable romantics out there this inflatable heart shaped card holder. This card and photo board is perfect for displaying all of your valentine's cards for everyone to see. Makes a great... |
£15.95 £8.95 |
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Giant Boobie party popper |
| This boobie party popper is used for inside and outside celebration occasions such as weddings, Christmas or New Year celebrations, various entertainment parties etc, which can increase the festival... |
£3.95 £1.95 |
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Football shaped phone |
| This novelty football shaped telephone makes the perfect gift for any mad keen footie fan. Especially useful when it comes to calling up your mates before the game and arranging a meeting time down the pub!... |
£9.95 £8.95 |
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Lovers kinky sex kit |
| The slogan on the box states that this gift idea is "The perfect sex kit for ordinary lovers!" Now, I'm not quite sure what qualifies for being an "ordinary lover" or whether swinging from the chandeliers is an... |
£9.95 £5.95 |
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Triple x voucher |
| Holy mackerel! These vouchers really are triple X and - damn funny as well! They make a great fun gift for those of you who are not the most subtle people in the world. WARNING: Due to the adult nature of this... |
£2.95 £1.95 |
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Danger men cooking - fridge magnet |
| Danger Men Cooking Fridge Magnet is ideal with the fridge door or any other metal kitchen surfaces. Measurements are approximately 5.5 X 4 cm (1 3/4" X 2 1/4").... |
£3.95 £2.95 |
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Danger men drinking - steel fridge magnet |
| This Danger Men Drinking Fridge Magnet is deal for the fridge door or other metal kitchen surfaces. Measures approximately 5.5 X 4 cm (1 3/4" X 2 1/4").... |
£3.95 £2.95 |
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Spikey USB hub |
| Fun and tactile 3 port USB 1.1 hub, an accessory to brighten up any desk. It has an easy plug and play configuration, no driver required and a 1m cable. Compatible with Windows 98/2000/ME/XP, Mac. OS 9.0 or... |
£7.95 £3.95 |
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Boudoir Belle short garment cover |
| This Boudior Belle Short Garment Cover will be of invaluable use to anyone with a mysteriously changing body shape.It is made of hard wearing black velvet and is adorned with subtle pink... |
£9.95 £6.95 |
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FM auto scan radio |
| Make listening to the radio stylish and easy with the novel FM Auto Scan Radio. There are 2 small radio receivers which fix to each side of your eyeglasses (via a push-out clip), allowing the earpieces to be... |
£9.95 £6.95 |
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Giant Willie party popper |
| According to the packaging for this wille party popper "the product is used for inside and outside celebration occasions such as wedding, Christmas, various entertainment parties etc, which can increase... |
£3.95 £1.95 |
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Little Britain Lady Emily Howard sound mug |
| This ceramic Lady Emily Howard Mug has a motion activated sound module featuring authentic sampled speech and sound effects from the famous TV series Little Britain. This Lady Emily Howard Mug is safe for... |
£12.95 £7.95 |
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Wallet essentials emergency cufflinks |
| Emergency Cufflinks from Wallet Essentials. You have hired the DJ and pressed the shirt. The party starts in only one hour but what's this...no cufflinks! Party animals should never leave home without a set... |
£9.95 £6.95 |
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CD case swivel light |
| How about this CD Swivel Case Light for an ingenious way of illuminating your favourite recordings while they're stacked away? This ordinary case slots conveniently into any space previously designed for... |
£1.95 £0.95 |
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Porkin piggies |
| This is one of those adult novelty products that does exactly what it says on the box literally, as all you need to do is wind up the porking pigs, sit back and chuckle as these excitable oinkers start humping on... |
£4.95 £2.25 |
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Dynamic dynamo station |
| This dynamo power station has four functions a super bright magnified ice blue LED which swivels 180 degrees and be set to flash as well as continuous operation, a loud FM scan radio with a mini extendable... |
£14.95 £8.95 |
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Oceanic bathroom gift set |
| Oceanic bathroom gift set containing bodywash gel, luxury beauty soap and two bath bombs presented in a little gift box. Makes a thoughtful stocking filler.... |
£4.95 £1.50 |
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Six assorted naughty signs |
| These six 19cm x 19cm cardboard backed naughty signs have a variety of stop signs and slogans printed on them such as no ass touching, no kissing, no t*t touching, no wind, no nudity and no *!?!ing. Each naughty... |
£7.95 £2.95 |
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Whopping willie undies |
| An ex-girlfriend of mine once said that "I was hung like Einstein and as smart as a horse". It took me years to figure out that she wasn't paying my willy a compliment. If you, or someone you know, happens to be one... |
£4.95 £2.25 |
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